“Friends” is Not Being Revived and We’re Crying into Our Coffees

David Schwimmer, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Matt Leblanc, Lisa Kudrow on "Friends." Photo by Warner Bros TV/Bright/Kauffman/Crane Pro/Kobal/REX/Shutterstock (5886065p)

This is The One with the Sad News.

With shows such as Will & Grace, Roseanne, and Full House all receiving the revival treatment, there was hope we might soon be paying a visit to Central Perk.

It’s been 14 years since we said goodbye to Friends, which ran between 1994 and 2004.

By the conclusion of the 10th season, the cast of David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and Courtney Cox were earning $1 million an episode, making the female stars the highest paid actresses on TV.

But, our dreams of the gang getting back together on that couch, which never seemed to be occupied, have now been dashed quicker than one of Ross’s marriages.

Chairman of NBC Entertainment, Bob Greenblatt, has told The Hollywood Reporter, in no uncertain terms, that a Friends revival “will never happen.”

We guess that when Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica said goodbye it was more than just a break…