Brad Falchuk’s Birthday Message to Gwyneth Paltrow is the Best Thing You’ll Read Today

Brad Falchuk and Gwyneth Paltrow, Dec 2018. Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10013769cq)

Everyone needs a love like Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuck’s.

The pair got married in September 2018 after having dated for four years.

When The Politician actress turned 47 on September 27th, her husband posted a message on Instagram that made our hearts melt.

Listing his wife’s faults, the American Horror Story producer clearly revealed just how wonderful she is.

“Today is Gwyneth’s birthday so I’m just going to say it —she’s the greatest human being ever. She’s not perfect—her sense of humor can be a little on the dirty side, she gets very angry at other drivers, isn’t that cheery before her first cup of coffee, considers dehydration to be a character flaw and improperly seasoned food hurts her feelings,” he joked.

Brad continued: “Even with all of these imperfections, her gifts elevate her — blue eyes that see the best in the people she loves and a tireless drive to make sure they see it too. Soft, hard-working hands that she uses to make the most delicious pancakes and make you feel at home with the slightest touch. Extreme curiosity and even more extreme bravery to share that curiosity and the places it takes her with the world. She’s a relentless mother and stepmother, the BEST wife, all of her friends know she’s their champion and no one wears clothes as well as she does. She’s endlessly fascinating, succeeds at everything she does and drinks whiskey and eats fried food yet still manages to look like that. Happy birthday, Love. I know I’m not the only person to say, thank God you were born. I love you.”

Happy birthday, Gwyn. And nicely done, Brad!